New Olympic Mascot Unveiled

He’s called Peckham. I made him out of bits of London. His hobbies are shitting on things and eating stale, dessicated pig-and-pastry-based products. What do you think- is he better or worse than the ‘official’ mascots?

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One Response to New Olympic Mascot Unveiled

  1. KJ Elsdon says:

    Genius! And so much better than the official mascots, I think!

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